EP 83 | The Secret Code of Surfing TYPES | Pinch My Salt

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There are 4 types of surfers—and once you see it, you can't unsee it.
This episode cracks the code of surf culture in the funniest, rawest way possible. From Big Wave Psychos in helmets to Hipster Surfers in beanies and rings, we expose the unspoken personalities that run the lineup. Which one are you? The High-Perf Jock trying to qualify? Or the North Shore Gatekeeper ready to scrap over a 2-foot wave?

Whether you're a surfer, skater, gym rat, soft-top warrior, or comedy pod addict, this episode is full of:
🔥 Core-lord roasts
😂 Snuggie meltdowns
🏋️‍♂️ Gym trauma therapy
🏄‍♂️ Surf contest conspiracies
👙 And the baddie problem haunting pro surfers everywhere

We also invent the Bad Baddy Bailout Hotline, debate what "buttery" waves really mean, and try to survive another body-shaming comment section. This is surf culture like you’ve never heard it before—raw, hilarious, and slightly unhinged.

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